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| Rodney "Lockness Monster" Cabaness. Rodney gained this moniker because, much like his namesake, he is often talked about but rarely seen in person. This is not even a photograph, but rather an elaborate artists rendering based on a few eye-witness accounts. | Shad "How do you spell that" Zimbro. Shad wanted to provide his own caption: Helo evryone, I shure do apresheate evryones suport. We our very thankfool two half sow many onederful custamers. |
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| Jeremy "Pinky" Pinkston. You might think his nickname has something to do with his last name. However, we can neither confirm nor deny this theory. All we can say for sure is he insisted that the water was freezing when he went on that skinny dipping trip. | Mark "Pimp" Rady. Mark is our Service Advisor. We have no idea where Mark got his nickname but you might want to check out some of our Harleyween pictures. |
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| Tom "Concentration" McRill. Tom is usually too busy tuning bikes to perfection to talk. He has a long history of repairing and customizing motorcycles and it is rumored that during his spare time he writes publications for "Biker" magazine. Something he will neither confirm nor deny. | TK "Love Machine" Klein. TK wanted to use this opportunity to let the women out there know that there is only one of him. So ladies.....be patient, he will get to each of you as soon as he can. |
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| April "The Enforcer" Hocking. April comes across as a sweet, innocent, non-violent individual that likes to dabble in philanthropy. But you should see her in the "tough woman" competitions. She enjoys martial arts, alligator wrestling, and has been known to dismember a customer for refusing to protect their investment with the purchase of an extended service contract. Don't worry though, she hasn't had an episode since starting her new medication. | David "Take No Prisoners" Powers. David is pretty dedicated to working on motorcycles. Just try to stop him from fixing your motorcyle. We dare you!!! |
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| Erik "E.O." Owens. No Erik's head is not as large as a small planet. He wanted us to assure everyone that the camera we were using was adding about 20 pounds to everyone (well, everyone except for Rob Hocking). In Erik's case the entire 20 pounds was added to his head. Seriously, his head is not much larger than a medium size weather balloon or a compact car. | Rob "The Man" Hocking. We know that Rob comes across looking like a young guy (say a college freshman or maybe a 10th grader) in this picture but he wanted everyone to know that this picture reduced his body mass by about 20% and made his face look 10 years younger than it does in real life. |
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| Zach "The Wombat" Zimbro. We were going to say something about Zach being a "mammas boy" but we realized that would be insensitive so we trashed that idea and just called him "The Wombat". Don't feel bad...We don't know what it means either. | Luc "The Professional" Bethel. Luc used to be known as "too cool" but he got tired of our little games and decided to get all serious on us. So folks if you need to buy a bike and require a lot of professionalism come see Luc he truly is a great professional. |
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| Craig "Picasso" Dunning. Craig is the creative one in our bunch. We're not sure about him because you know what they say about those creative guys. | Gordon Wilson |
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| Jeremy "Donk" Davis. Jeremy told us to call him "Donk". Since he is bigger, stronger, and in better shape than the rest of us, we just did what he told us to do and did not ask questions. | JoAnn "Look What I'm Wearing" Dunnigan. Be careful when shopping with us because JoAnn (our MotorClothes® merchandise manager) has been known to wear certain outfits which upon her wearing them become irresistable to our customers. I can't really explain it you'll just have to come and see for yourself. |
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| Brandi "Smiley" Pritchett.
We used to think Brandi's lips were stuck to her braces which explained why she never quit smiling. We know now (after losing the braces) that her smile is a direct result of her happiness with her job. Thanks Brandi...Black Diamond loves you too! | Maggie Robbins |
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Terri"T.M.I."Moss
Terri as awesome as she is, seems to provide a little "too much information" about herself when she tells stories. | Andi "Atom Bomb" Lewis. What can we say except Andi has a lot of energy. In fact, if you ever see us chasing her with a tranquilizer gun don't worry...that's how we administer her medicine. |
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| Leigha Zimbro | Jackie "The Boss" Zimbro. We can't really talk about why Jackie is called "The Boss" but just know that she is. |
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| Jarrett Cash | Rob "I dye my hair" Blondi. Obviously his hair at one time was blond which caused him to change his name when he was 13 years old. No one has taken him up on his offer to prove he is a natural blond. Any takers? |
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