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| Rodney "Loch Ness Monster" Cabaness. Rodney gained this moniker because, much like his namesake, he is often talked about but rarely seen in person. This is not even a photograph, but rather an elaborate artists rendering based on a few eye-witness accounts. | Shad "How do you spell that" Zimbro. Shad wanted to provide his own caption: Helo evryone, I shure do apresheate evryones suport. We our very thankfool two half sow many onederful custamers. |
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| Jeremy "Pinky" Pinkston is our Marketing Director. You might think his nickname has something to do with his last name. However, we can neither confirm nor deny this theory. All we can say for sure is he insisted that the water was freezing when he went on that skinny dipping trip. | Mark "House" Rady. Mark is our Warehouse Manager. The warehouse is "his house" and nobody makes him bleed his own blood in his house...the house that Rady built. |
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| Tom "Concentration" McRill. Tom is usually too busy tuning bikes to perfection to talk. He has a long history of repairing and customizing motorcycles and it is rumored that during his spare time he writes publications for "Biker" magazine. Something he will neither confirm nor deny. | TK "Love Machine" Klein. TK wanted to use this opportunity to let the women out there know that there is only one of him. So ladies.....be patient, he will get to each of you as soon as he can. |
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| Patrick "The Enforcer" Mocaby. Patrick comes across as a non-violent individual that likes to dabble in philanthropy. But you should see him in the "tough man" competitions. He has been known to dismember a customer for refusing to protect their investment with the purchase of an extended service contract. Don't worry though, he hasn't had an episode since starting his new medication. | Stacey "the man" Malick We know that Stacey comes across looking like a young guy (say a college freshman or maybe a 10th grader) in this picture but she wanted everyone to know that this picture reduced her body mass by about 20% and made her face look 10 years younger than it does in real life. |
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| Erik "E.O." Owens. No Erik's head is not as large as a small planet. He wanted us to assure everyone that the camera we were using was adding about 20 pounds to everyone. In Erik's case the entire 20 pounds was added to his head. Seriously, his head is not much larger than a medium size weather balloon or a compact car. | Andi "Atom Bomb" Lewis. What can we say except Andi has a lot of energy. In fact, if you ever see us chasing her with a tranquilizer gun don't worry...that's how we administer her medicine. |
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| Zach "Possum Head" Zimbro. We were going to say something about Zach being a "mammas boy" but we realized that would be insensitive so we trashed that idea and just called him "Possum Head". Don't feel bad...We don't know what it means either. | Luc "The Professional" Bethel. Luc used to be known as "too cool" but he got tired of our little games and decided to get all serious on us. So folks if you need to buy a bike and require a lot of professionalism come see Luc he truly is a great professional. |
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| "Craig" works in our shipping and receiving department. After all his years of handling cardboard, he was able to build his lake front club house on Crab Orchard Lake. He's known as "The Donald" of cardboard club house real estate. | Chelsea "Reba" Akins is the president and founder of the Reba McEntire fan club. She has been diligently working on bringing to market her own line of "RebaWear". Activewear for ginger country music aficionados. |
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| Jeremy "Donk" Davis. Jeremy told us to call him "Donk". Since he is bigger, stronger, and in better shape than the rest of us, we just did what he told us to do and did not ask questions. | Alex "Drawstring" Sanders is a heavy investor in the Hanes clothing line. She commonly refers to her one pair of sweatpants as her dress sweats, casual sweats, work sweats, school sweats, sleep sweats and sweatin' sweats. Wtih her clothing choice we have deduced that she knows not how a button or zipper function. If it has a drawstring it's on! |
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| "Woody" Erb.
We used to think Woody's lips were stuck to his braces which explained why he never quit smiling. We know now (after losing the braces) that his smile is a direct result of his happiness with his job. Thanks Woody...Black Diamond loves you too! | Syan "Kama" Kazi is the only employee with a valid fishing license. He can often be heard shouting "Banzai" as he dives into our pond behind the warehouse face first to catch his prey. If you hear him sloshing around the dealership now you know why. |
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| Josh "T.M.I." Ervin, as awesome as he is, seems to provide a little "too much information" about himself when he tells stories. | "Christ-Y" Davidson hails from Montana. While on a road trip one day, she found a Harley dealership called Black Diamond. Even though she doesn't know where Marion, Illinois is on the map, it's what she now calls home. She says that home is where she's can roam and be her energetic Jack Rabbit self! We're glad our shop and town can be your place to burrow. |
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| Linda "B.C." Sims is our oldest employee by far. She will neither confirm nor deny that Jesus, or as she refers to him, "JC", was in her graduating high school class. We have noticed on a daily basis that Linda's shoe has dirt on it and we can only interpret that as her having one foot in the grave. | Jackie "The Boss" Zimbro. We can't really talk about why Jackie is called "The Boss" but just know that she is. |
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| Jarrett "Cash" Cash started his BDHD career in our detail dept., then moved to motorcycle sales. He has since taken the position of Asst. Sales Manager. Cash is often a blur as he moves swiftly through the showroom. It has been speculated he smells phantom bacon cooking and has to find it before that damn dog from the Begg'n Strips commercial... | Mindy "M.O.B." Oxford is back in action at Black Diamond. She's got the goods it takes to get the wheelin' and dealin' done! So if you're in need of a top notch performer, Mindy's your girl! |
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