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| James "Milt" Milt is our master dyno technician. He can spell and tell you about all sorts of dynos. "Stegasaurus is a vegetarian and has bony plates rising out of it's back". | Kenny "Delta Force" Branson is often mistaken for Chuck Norris. Here are some little known "Delta Force" facts:
*He can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
*He uses paper to cut scissors
*He won American Idol using only sign language
*He can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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| Charlene "LOL" Hudson has become a master of acronyms. BTW FYI, she can make anybody ROFL and think WTF. She never FSU because she's BA and rarely says IDK. Charlene is constantly OTM so if she says TTYL, she'll either BRB or CYA L8R. Lots of Love Charlene! | JoAnn "Look What I'm Wearing" Dunnigan. Be careful when shopping with us because JoAnn (our MotorClothes® merchandise manager) has been known to wear certain outfits which upon her wearing them become irresistable to our customers. I can't really explain it you'll just have to come and see for yourself. |
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| Dominie "Get to work anyway I can" Walton. She's been known to arrive for her shift by car, truck, motorcycle, semi, taxi, camel, and fanboat. We give her props...she knows how to make an entrance. | Jayci "Tiger" Tyner has been known to have dirty paws. There has been a drought at the game preserve where her handlers keep her, so a bath is hard to come by and she's been forced to wash in a communal watering hole. RrArrrr! (Tiger growl) |
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Leigha "The Voice" Zimbro. If you've ever called us after business hours and wondered who that bubbly voice was...
it was Shad. | Amanda "Ice Cream" Yates
loves to push mow her yard and came to Black Diamond one day because we had air conditioning.
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| Tim "Shaggy" Patton is the newest member of our sales team. We found him in the back of the Mystery Machine with Velma. He swore that the two of them were merely sharing Scooby Snacks. | Bret "T" Estes. Putting a "T" at the beginning of his last name makes us giggle. |
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| "Lil Lena Engel" has traveled the furthest to come work here. We found her on a Ukranian singles website and offered 6 Rubels and a goat to her father in exchange for her endentured servitude to Black Diamond. He accepted our offer and threw in his prized chicken as well. | Kristi "Skittle" Thewolf likes original flavor skittles. None of that tropical crap. She skips around the dealership asking customers to taste the rainbow. Whatever that means. |
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| Chuck "Shrek" Schreck is a member of our service department. When you hear his name over the intercom, you can expect to see a BIG green Ogre running through the shop with a donkey by his side, but fear not he is harmless and is seeking the love of a fellow Ogre. | Marty "The Wrench" Hengle was found floating in a basket in the pond behind the dealership. So we adopted him. Legally. Now we're forced to care for him or DCFS will take our baby Marty away...it was a really big basket by the way. |
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| Mark "Stilley" Stilley. We have no idea where Mark got his nickname. | Steve "Scuba Steve" Donovan. Since he is bigger, stronger, and in better shape than the rest of us, we just do what he tells us to do and do not ask questions. |
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| Mike "Porkchop" Thomas. Eats peas one at a time, but scoops corn niblets. Go figure. | Justin "Poindexter" Early
Our good ole Kentucky boy who sports a baby mohawk. It's soooo cute we named it Lenny and pet it and rub it...Kinda looks like a chia pet. Pour some beer on it and watch it grow. |
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